By Diogenes Recent scientific studies have demonstrated what seems to be the early development of a startling trend. Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation, well-known for demonstrating a smug grin while formulating mischievous plans for global wrongdoing, perhaps has been becoming more devious and sly over time. Deeply concerning empirical studies on the width of … Continue reading Peer-Reviewed Studies Show Putin’s Smirk is Growing Wider Over Time
By Nathan Schmidt This week, an independent investigation revealed that Brett Kavanaugh received a failing score on his mandatory Title IX training. The training procedure, designed principally to increase awareness of the nature of sexual harassment and assault, turned out to entirely befuddle the Yale graduate and current judge, who had never heard of these … Continue reading Kavanaugh Fails Title IX Training
By Zachary Quinones It is no secret that the Trump administration has had its share of people being fired or leaving the administration. From former chief strategist and known staring contest winner Steve Bannon to Former White House Chief of Staff and known by the president ‘he-who-shall-not-be-named-because-I-can’t-pronounce-it’ Reince Priebus, people have been dropping like flies, … Continue reading Inside the Trump Administration’s Mass Firings
By Zachary Quinones Often referred to as the ‘Nunes’ memo, this document has been released to the public as part of the investigation of potential abuses by the FBI, DOJ, and the Democratic National Committee. After careful analysis of the memo, one can conclude that members of the Democratic National Committee were trying to obtain … Continue reading The Memo Has Been Released!
By Zachary Quinones On the evening of the State of the Union address to congress, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), had decided to do something dastardly: put glue on the seats of her fellow Democrats. The sticky compound was one that Senator Sanders had stayed up all night crafting in his cauldron, which explains why … Continue reading Pelosi to Schumer: “Don’t Worry, I Put Glue on their Seats.”