By Nathan Schmidt This week, the College of Arts and Sciences has announced a new minor, starting in spring 2021, for socialist revolutionary action. In the wake of other subversive and daring academic programs as seen in the Humanitarian Action minor and the Women, Gender and Sexuality Studies minor, the CAS has now moved directly … Continue reading CAS Offers New Minor: Socialist Revolutionary Action
Month: December 2020
March of the Penguins Vs. The Army of Turkeys; Morgan Freeman Killed in Crossfire
By Frederick "Quickie" Mercurium DONNARUMMA - Outside in the circle, the six-hour war amongst penguin and turkeykind was negotiated after the fall of Morgan Freeman, the god of penguinkind. As both parties parted ways, they made sure to harass anyone left on campus. At approximately 9:30 am, a waddle of penguins arrived on campus with … Continue reading March of the Penguins Vs. The Army of Turkeys; Morgan Freeman Killed in Crossfire
With Students Gone, Nature Already Returning to the Quad
By Nathan Schmidt Due to the COVID-19 pandemic, the last two weeks of classes this semester are being held entirely online. This choice has led to an early emptying-out of campus, and the few students left are describing the local environment as a “safari.” Their words are not an exaggeration. As has been seen in … Continue reading With Students Gone, Nature Already Returning to the Quad
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