March of the Penguins Vs. The Army of Turkeys; Morgan Freeman Killed in Crossfire

By Frederick "Quickie" Mercurium DONNARUMMA - Outside in the circle, the six-hour war amongst penguin and turkeykind was negotiated after the fall of Morgan Freeman, the god of penguinkind. As both parties parted ways, they made sure to harass anyone left on campus. At approximately 9:30 am, a waddle of penguins arrived on campus with … Continue reading March of the Penguins Vs. The Army of Turkeys; Morgan Freeman Killed in Crossfire