2020 Democratic Primary Election to be decided by Hunger Games-Style Event

By Pete Peterson Is Bernie willing to die for Medicare For All?  He’ll have to be if he wants to win the Democratic Presidential nomination.  After the final Democratic Debate on Tuesday night, the Democratic National Convention has decided to reshape how it will choose their nominee for the presidential election in 2020.  Gone are … Continue reading 2020 Democratic Primary Election to be decided by Hunger Games-Style Event

Op-Ed: The Tully Has Betrayed Us

By Nathan Schmidt To Sodexo: This is an open letter to you, concerning the grievance inflicted on the student body and my own person this week. I believed in you. I believed in the food at the Tully. You promised the world to us when the dining hall was renovated. You delivered for such a … Continue reading Op-Ed: The Tully Has Betrayed Us

DPS Searching For Unlicensed Man Charging $30 For Fake Flu Shots

By Mike Wishart In an effort to keep the student population healthy as we approach the winter months, Fairfield University has offered flu shots in the Barone Campus Center on select afternoons throughout the fall, including this past Tuesday. But this time, things took a sudden turn for the worse. Being the forward thinking institution this … Continue reading DPS Searching For Unlicensed Man Charging $30 For Fake Flu Shots

Riots Break Out After Dunkin’ Runs Out of Coffee

By Nathan Schmidt  Calamity struck Fairfield University yesterday morning when all three campus locations of Dunkin’ ran out of coffee at the same time. The shortage first set in around 9:20 AM, when students were just getting out of bed and off to their classes. By 11:00, word had spread of the coffee failure, and … Continue reading Riots Break Out After Dunkin’ Runs Out of Coffee

Philosophy Department Caves, Holds “Ethics Here and Now” Keynote Speech in DSB

By Nathan Schmidt Last week, Fairfield University’s philosophy department handed its moment of glory over to its administrative arch-nemesis. The moment took place on Friday, when the university hosted a massive, day-long ethics symposium entitled Ethics Here and Now: Racial Justice, Reproductive Justice, Climate Justice. This symposium, spearheaded by Fairfield’s philosophy department, showcased the relevance … Continue reading Philosophy Department Caves, Holds “Ethics Here and Now” Keynote Speech in DSB

Pizzagate Redux: DPS Operation Busts Levee for Operating as Brothel

By Pete Peterson It turns out pizza wasn’t the only thing people were paying for at the Levee.  On Saturday night, DPS and FBI raided the pizza place around 12:23am and took seven people into custody for operating a brothel.  Only a few major injuries were reported. Those taken into custody include two owners/operators, the … Continue reading Pizzagate Redux: DPS Operation Busts Levee for Operating as Brothel

Student With STD Claims He Has Right to Park in Handicap Spot

By Mike Wishart This past week, the itching flames of controversy have engulfed the Fairfield campus. The issue has arisen from junior Roger Wagner, who claims that his case of chlamydia qualifies him for use of the handicap parking spots on campus. “Listen, I’m just trying to take it one day at a time, you … Continue reading Student With STD Claims He Has Right to Park in Handicap Spot