Class of 2021 Petitioning for Dunkin Gift Cards

By Rosemary Harper A new, highly popular petition has been flying around Fairfield campus. What is this hot new movement, you may ask? It can be summed up in two words: Dunkin Donuts.  Among recent news of graduation plans for the class of 2021, there have been mixed opinions surrounding how the ceremony (or ceremonies … Continue reading Class of 2021 Petitioning for Dunkin Gift Cards

Campus Dunkin’ Requires You To Dance If You Order “The Charli”

By Marvin Irwin If you’re looking to get a cold brew with three pumps of caramel swirl and whole milk from any campus Dunkin’ location, it’s gonna cost you a little extra.  That’s because starting this week, every campus Dunkin’ will require that you do a TikTok dance when you order “The Charli.” The Charli … Continue reading Campus Dunkin’ Requires You To Dance If You Order “The Charli”

Mysterious Bandit Replaces All Whiteboard Markers with Sharpies

By Nathan Schmidt Our first warning sign was when Professor Joely Kale tried to erase the whiteboard after her 8:00 AM session of English 11. The eraser succeeded only in slightly smudging her analysis of the human condition in popular culture. All evidence shows that the nameless troublemaker known only as the Poacher has preyed … Continue reading Mysterious Bandit Replaces All Whiteboard Markers with Sharpies

Riots Break Out After Dunkin’ Runs Out of Coffee

By Nathan Schmidt  Calamity struck Fairfield University yesterday morning when all three campus locations of Dunkin’ ran out of coffee at the same time. The shortage first set in around 9:20 AM, when students were just getting out of bed and off to their classes. By 11:00, word had spread of the coffee failure, and … Continue reading Riots Break Out After Dunkin’ Runs Out of Coffee