Applied Ethics Students Contemplate Morality of Syllabus

By Nathan Schmidt This week, students in an Applied Ethics course decided collectively to write about the morality of the course’s syllabus for their upcoming midterm assignment. The course, AETH 20139 Ethics of Party Fouls, is a new highly flexible course where students are able to do whatever they want as long as they do … Continue reading Applied Ethics Students Contemplate Morality of Syllabus

Fake Levee Decoy Built to Keep the Prep Kids Away

By Nathan Schmidt This spring, Fairfield University has announced plans to “reclaim the campus” by replacing the Levee snack bar with a fake decoy for Fairfield Prep students. The small building, located across Loyola Drive from the RecPlex, is traditionally ignored by the student body of Fairfield because of its overwhelmingly teenage clientele. And for … Continue reading Fake Levee Decoy Built to Keep the Prep Kids Away

English Class Derailed When Students Can’t Spell “Debauchery”

By Nathan Schmidt This week, an upper-level English class descended into chaos after the professor discovered that none of her students could spell the word “debauchery.” The incident arose after a group activity involving writing on the whiteboard, where freshman Joel Hanesby wrote the word “dabosherie” in a description of the Greek god Dionysus. The … Continue reading English Class Derailed When Students Can’t Spell “Debauchery”

Clam Jam Leads to Crabs Outbreak

By Nathan Schmidt Fairfield University has become a case study in epidemiology after last weekend’s annual Clam Jam festival at Penfield Beach. Of the students who attended the night of music, dancing, drinking, public littering, and sand in their socks, more than half of them have since been afflicted with a severe case of genital … Continue reading Clam Jam Leads to Crabs Outbreak

Fairfield Students Throw House Party at “To Catch a Predator” Safe House

By Pete Peterson On Friday night, devastation struck the town of Fairfield.  While throwing a banging party at an undisclosed address, Fairfield University students were excited to see more cars arrive at their event.  The drivers of those cars were just as excited to be arriving there too, as, in the words of one John … Continue reading Fairfield Students Throw House Party at “To Catch a Predator” Safe House

FU Students Celebrate Sham Jam by Wearing Green and Getting Transported

By Chase Galloway It was coming up on St. Patrick's Day, and Fairfield University was going to celebrate the only way it knows how: by going to the beach regardless of the weather. The party was rocking, the music was loud, and the security guard was rolling his eyes at the kids sneaking down the … Continue reading FU Students Celebrate Sham Jam by Wearing Green and Getting Transported