By Nathan Schmidt Yesterday, President Donald J. Trump’s latest press briefing took a turn for the academic when he asked that his administration’s response to the Covid-19 pandemic be graded on a pass/fail basis. The news came as deaths from the virus exceeded 14,000 in the United States, and as outbreaks began growing rapidly in … Continue reading Coronacation: White House Asks For Its Covid-19 Response To Be Graded On Pass/Fail
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Coronacation: Quarantine Donations Mixed Up With Voting Ballots; Salvation Army Confused
By Freddie “Quickie” Mercurium BARONE CAMPUS CENTER - University officials are left dumbfounded by the school's recent effort to aid the quarantine efforts. Their recipient, the Epstein Humanitarian Group, claimed that they had no need for canned goods and surgical masks. Upon investigating the group’s suggestion, it was discovered that the students’ efforts were mixed … Continue reading Coronacation: Quarantine Donations Mixed Up With Voting Ballots; Salvation Army Confused
Coronacation: Campus-Wide Hide and Seek Gone Too Far
By Frederick “Quickie” Mercurium Fairfield University reported that the “Campus Hide & Seek” FYE Thrive Event created a problem in attendance in classes. DPS has noticed that they cannot locate any students or staff on the campus. Unfortunately, as much as the University notifies all that the event was only meant to last for a … Continue reading Coronacation: Campus-Wide Hide and Seek Gone Too Far
Coronacation: Students Celebrate Semester-Long Spring Break
By Nathan Schmidt The term “coronacation” is generally reserved for the phenomenon of people using reduced prices during the pandemic to go traveling. But no better portmanteau of two words could describe the delightful situation now upon many Fairfield University students — who, in the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic and the ensuing closing, have found … Continue reading Coronacation: Students Celebrate Semester-Long Spring Break
Coronacation: Tully Still Contains Food From Before Spring Break
By Nathan Schmidt Fairfield University campus has become a ghost town since the COVID-19 pandemic caused the administration to move all classes online till the end of March. But in the Tully this week, the picture was even grimmer, as Stagnation reporters slowly realized that all of the food on display had been in storage … Continue reading Coronacation: Tully Still Contains Food From Before Spring Break
Coronacation: Professors Rejoice As Online Classes Let Them Finally Teach In Bathrobes
By Nathan Schmidt This week, even as deathly quiet settled over Fairfield University campus, the faculty celebrated the best part of all-online classes: the ability to teach from their homes while wearing bathrobes. The online classes, which come as part of a nationwide effort of social distancing in the face of the COVID-19 pandemic, have … Continue reading Coronacation: Professors Rejoice As Online Classes Let Them Finally Teach In Bathrobes
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