Lucas the Stag Bit Beyoncé

By Alyssa Vigorito Lucas the Stag has a long history of inappropriate behavior. He parades around the Tully and nearby areas, forcing unsuspecting students to take photos with him. His second skin, kept in the window of the Stag Store, commonly comes to life and attacks students, faculty and staff members. This legacy of lewd … Continue reading Lucas the Stag Bit Beyoncé

Crime Feat: Week of 1/29

Tuesday, 1/30 5:39 p.m.—The Boy Who Cried Wolf, Fairfield Edition: The Fire Department took its sweet-ass time getting to campus when The Tully truly, finally, actually set on fire. Friday, 2/2 3:06 a.m.—Public Safety was notified when two roommates in Jogues Hall got into a fight in the bathroom. When Public Safety officers arrived on … Continue reading Crime Feat: Week of 1/29

Crime Feat: Week of 1/22

Friday, 1/26 8:49 p.m.—A resident assistant in Campion Hall notified Public Safety after a group of students barricaded the bathroom door. Two public safety officers arrived, announced themselves, and were able to enter the bathroom. The floors were flooded, and DPS officers found clogged shower drains and ripped garbage bags so that students could make … Continue reading Crime Feat: Week of 1/22

Student Coming From the Gym Sweats on Another Student During Mandatory Group-Work

By Alyssa Vigorito Despite having enough time to shower between his two-hour gym session and his lecture, Josh McCarthy ‘19 attended class without so much as wiping his face with the back of his hand. His negligence led him to sweat on classmate Ron Bartlett ‘21 after they were paired together to complete assigned group-work … Continue reading Student Coming From the Gym Sweats on Another Student During Mandatory Group-Work