Gaiter? I Hardly Know Her!: Why are neck gaiters the mask of choice for cool guys?

By Marvin Irwin As I am sure you are aware of by now, in the COVID-infested wasteland with immaculately green grass that you know as Fairfield University, face coverings are required essentially any time you are outside of your living space. Whether or not this is followed is another story, but the rule implemented by … Continue reading Gaiter? I Hardly Know Her!: Why are neck gaiters the mask of choice for cool guys?

Fairfield University President Declares November “Shitty Beard Month”

By Alexis Shepard In the customary email blast to the Fairfield students, President Mark Nemec wished a Happy Thanksgiving and a happy break to one and all. But the extra almost postscript message that concluded the email was most unexpected to the journalists out there. He declared that November would unofficially be known as “Shitty … Continue reading Fairfield University President Declares November “Shitty Beard Month”

2020’s Hottest New Style: Communism

By Nathan Schmidt, For the Proletariat It’s a red-hot new year coming up, as Fairfield prepares itself for a revolutionary blast to the past with the new 2020 Communist style. Get ready for hammer-and-sickle-bearing hoodies, t-shirts and sneakers, all available at retailers near you for no price but your service to the motherland! The Communist … Continue reading 2020’s Hottest New Style: Communism