By Nathan Schmidt This week, a viral article originally published by the Fairfield Patch has made the rounds in social media, accusing the LiveSafe phone app of mind-controlling its users. The app, used by Fairfield University for self-diagnosis of COVID-19 symptoms, is said to compel users against their will to diagnose themselves as being clean … Continue reading Conspiracy Theorists Accuse LiveSafe App of Mind Control
Month: February 2021
Stagnation Bought Out By Dunkin Donuts; Rebranded as Staggin’ Nations
By Frederick "Quickie" Mercurium Due to an issue with budgeting, Stagnation came close to shutting down this spring — and we would have, had it not been for the generous aid of Dunkin’ Donuts. Of course, this hasn’t been without some sort of repayment. Every article from here on out will include some form of … Continue reading Stagnation Bought Out By Dunkin Donuts; Rebranded as Staggin’ Nations
Biology Students Caught Smoking Weed Claim it was for Their “Senior Seminar”
By Pete Peterson Money and drugs have caused another conundrum at Fairfield University, only this time cheap cocaine and dead hookers were not involved. This past weekend, two juniors were found with approximately a pound of marijuana in their townhouse. They were caught after a RA noticed the pungent odor of some dank ass indica … Continue reading Biology Students Caught Smoking Weed Claim it was for Their “Senior Seminar”
New FYE Connect Event Announced: “Making Invisible Friends”
By Nathan Schmidt This spring, Fairfield University has announced a brand-new FYE Connect event consisting of making new invisible friends for oneself. The event, billed as a Zoom seminar for first-year students, will be held this Sunday from dawn to dusk by a rotating staff of lonely RAs who haven’t told anyone to stop making … Continue reading New FYE Connect Event Announced: “Making Invisible Friends”
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