By Pete Peterson A community is on edge after the disappearance of a student from Fairfield University. The student, a junior communications major named Jonathan O’Conner, vanished sometime Friday night after 9:45pm. According to his roommate, who asked to remain anonymous, said that he last saw O'Conner in their dorms before going out. There were … Continue reading Student Reported Missing After Commanding Amazon Alexa to “Tell Bezos He’s a Bald Bitch”
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Professor Questions Life After Student Takes Notes with Phone
By Nathan Schmidt English professor Tobias Falconet was left in a dizzying existential crisis today after a student in his class began taking notes on a smartphone. Dr. Falconet, whose courses all include a strict zero-tolerance policy against the use of “I-Phones, smart phones, and all similar items” in class, entered into his lecture for … Continue reading Professor Questions Life After Student Takes Notes with Phone
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