Student Who Asked If There Was Homework Will Enter Witness Protection

By Nathan Schmidt In a bitter turn of events, Fairfield lost one of its best and brightest students to witness protection after she asked her professor if there was homework. The disastrous moment took place in a morning class of Intro to Microeconomics, under the adjunct professor Dr. Mellie Kranolin. Everyone was packing up for … Continue reading Student Who Asked If There Was Homework Will Enter Witness Protection