Finance Clubs Blow COSO Funding on Cocaine

By Alexis Shepard It was a tough outing at the latest COSO Academy meeting. The budgets had been released and everyone was together to voice their frustration at the collective lack of money given out to clubs. Insults and threats were hurled and the worried staff of COSO tried to explain that FUSA had barely … Continue reading Finance Clubs Blow COSO Funding on Cocaine

Cocaine Dealer Takes Stag Bucks

By Alexis Shepard There have been rumors of a dealer that only comes out during a full moon from the thicket across from Bannow that supplies the cleanest coke on this side of the Sound (I’ve got a friend on Long Island). But the dealer from the den now has a special offer just for … Continue reading Cocaine Dealer Takes Stag Bucks