BRO Facebook Group Needs to Get it Together

By EEC

I don’t know about you, but I am sick and tired of seeing pictures of cars in the Class of 2019 BRO Facebook page. If these pictures won’t stop, then at least let’s add some variety. To that end, here is a list of suggestions of pictures to post to liven up the group:

  1. A photo of your pink Barbie car that your mom summoned up from the basement that she just had to call and text you about in the middle of class
  2. A photo of the Mattel car that you cherished and brought everywhere as an eight year old
  3. Your half finished Natty light can with a massive hole from shotgunning
  4. The very best BEC (bacon, egg, and cheese) that is super necessary after the aforementioned shotgunning all night
  5. Oh, and don’t forget to add your iced coffee and a sunset beach background
  6. Your missing Fairfield University sweatshirt, you know the one that’s gray with the red lettering
  7. Your ticket from DPS from parking in the wrong lot or from rebelling and never buying a parking sticker
  8. A picture of trash you picked up in hopes of winning a…prize
  9. A picture of the beloved turkeys that made you late to class
  10. A selfie with Lucas because you are so thrilled to FINALLY meet him
  11. A picture of your roommate sleeping, because why not??
  12. A picture of your dog sniffing another dog who is sniffing another dog (the more dogs the merrier)
  13. A picture of your cat spitting out a hairball
  14. Your bad hair day
  15. Your good hair day
  16. Your #ootd
  17. What you decided not to wear today

I hope you get it, please share anything, yes literally anything to diversify the Facebook page and make us all wait in anxious excitement to see something other than a car in the BRO group. Please and thank you.

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