By Sabina Dirienzo
BREAKING: Today is National Boyfriend Day, and according to your Instagram feed, that one couple is still together.
“They fight in the corner of every party,” said Trevor Richards ’20, “I really thought it was over.”
While Sarah Allen ’20 and Steve Jones ’20 definitely hate each other, according to Sarah’s Instagram caption, they are #baegoals #stagmates and #700daysstrong. All their friends rolled their eyes, but liked the post anyways.
Stagnation editors wished the couple the best on breaking up with dignity.