Stags In the Stands Hemorrhages Money

By Zachary Quinones One of the organizations on campus that is supposed to appear at our home games is Stags in the Stands (SITS). Recently there have been reports suggesting that they are running low on funds after their most recent purchase for their members: invisibility cloaks. These cloaks, latent with new optically-active superlattices, have … Continue reading Stags In the Stands Hemorrhages Money

Inside the Trump Administration’s Mass Firings

By Zachary Quinones It is no secret that the Trump administration has had its share of people being fired or leaving the administration. From former chief strategist and known staring contest winner Steve Bannon to Former White House Chief of Staff and known by the president ‘he-who-shall-not-be-named-because-I-can’t-pronounce-it’ Reince Priebus, people have been dropping like flies, … Continue reading Inside the Trump Administration’s Mass Firings

The Memo Has Been Released!

By Zachary Quinones Often referred to as the ‘Nunes’ memo, this document has been released to the public as part of the investigation of potential abuses by the FBI, DOJ, and the Democratic National Committee. After careful analysis of the memo, one can conclude that members of the Democratic National Committee were trying to obtain … Continue reading The Memo Has Been Released!

Pelosi to Schumer: “Don’t Worry, I Put Glue on their Seats.”

By Zachary Quinones On the evening of the State of the Union address to congress, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), had decided to do something dastardly: put glue on the seats of her fellow Democrats. The sticky compound was one that Senator Sanders had stayed up all night crafting in his cauldron, which explains why … Continue reading Pelosi to Schumer: “Don’t Worry, I Put Glue on their Seats.”