The Tragedy of Darth Binks the Wise

By Connor O’Rourke Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Binks the Wise? It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Binks was once a wise, yet despised evil mastermind whose foolish behaviour and dimwitted demeanour would lead you to think he wasn’t a Sith Lord. Binks was … Continue reading The Tragedy of Darth Binks the Wise

Flex Seal Products Bring Relief, but Mainly Chaos to the School of Engineering

By Connor O'Rourke The Flex Seal line of products has made its way to Fairfield, but the overarching question on students’ minds is, ‘does it fix everything?’ Well, according to Phil Swift, known for sawing boats in half and arbitrarily using chainsaws on innocent buckets, Flex Seal solves all problems. Engineering students, since the arrival … Continue reading Flex Seal Products Bring Relief, but Mainly Chaos to the School of Engineering