By Pete Peterson Wednesday- In a groundbreaking new study that experts have said may be more important than when the cure for polio was discovered, scientists have discovered a cure to over 95% of all illnesses on college campuses.  The cure is still somewhat in the developmental stage, but the United States Surgeon General Mack … Continue reading Scientists Discover Cure to 95% of Illnesses on College Campuses: “Wash Your Fucking Hands”