Florida Man Invades Fairfield, Says He’s Lucas’ Brother

By Michael Atkins Loyola Hall - Residents of Loyola found themselves caught in a crossfire of liquor and Nerf™ darts by a perpetrator under the guise of Tip Top Tim Tom. Once unmasked, Florida resident Etti “Jumpin’ Jack” Backslash rambled for three hours how he was contracted by someone in Bridgeport called “Mariposa” and how … Continue reading Florida Man Invades Fairfield, Says He’s Lucas’ Brother