School-Wide Orgy Erupts When Condoms are Allowed on Campus

By Sam Millette After 75 long years of sexual tension amongst students, a massive school-wide orgy broke out when condoms began to be sold on campus. After being placed on the shelfs of the bookstore, all condom boxes were sold within minutes, much to the university’s surprise. This was closely followed by the massive orgy … Continue reading School-Wide Orgy Erupts When Condoms are Allowed on Campus